First story: cannibalism.
"A grocery store stocker was arraigned Monday on first-degree murder charges in the killing of a 10-year-old girl in what authorities said was an elaborate plan to eat human flesh."
Second story: pedophelia.
”I’m just somebody who is getting up there in years, and I’m looking for a born-again, God-fearing virgin between the ages of 12 and 24 who can bear me children,” said Thelemann. ”What’s the problem?"Thelemann is 45.
What the hell is wrong with Oklahoma?