If you’ve ever watched 24, you’ll appreciate this list.
- If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer’s instructions, it would be called "12".
- Jack Bauers calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.
- Jack Bauer set an ordinary flash memory card to self-destruct. Don’t ask how he did it, he’s fucking Jack Bauer.
- Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
- When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.
- Men are ok with their wives fantasizing about Jack Bauer during sex; because they are doing the same thing.
- Jack Bauer arm once wrestled Superman. The stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.
- There are three leading causes of death among terrorists. They are all Jack Bauer.
- Jack Bauer once double teamed a girl.. by himself.