Jack Bauer

If you’ve ever watched 24, you’ll appreciate this list.
  • If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer’s instructions, it would be called "12".
  • Jack Bauers calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.
  • Jack Bauer set an ordinary flash memory card to self-destruct. Don’t ask how he did it, he’s fucking Jack Bauer.
  • Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
  • When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.
  • Men are ok with their wives fantasizing about Jack Bauer during sex; because they are doing the same thing.
  • Jack Bauer arm once wrestled Superman. The stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.
  • There are three leading causes of death among terrorists. They are all Jack Bauer.
  • Jack Bauer once double teamed a girl.. by himself.
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